how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist
hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security
You may be familiar with the traditional list of symptoms:
…but it’s pawsible that there’s a better way to tail someone what they are. We’ll do that for you right meow, because science.
If your bloodsugar is low, you may experience:
6. Fast heartbeat
7. Impaired Vision
So I’m going to be working as part of the FDA approval of the artificial pancreas! So yea! I’m going to be monitoring the patients and making sure everything’s working right! I’m wicked excited!
Since I was diagnosed ten years ago, I have really met only 6 other people with type 1 diabetes. SIX.
Supposedly there are three million other people dealing with this but where are you… Be my friend…